Courtesy of Maclean’s, a run-down of how the GOP delegations from the non-states branded themselves during the Roll Call vote for the Republican presidential nominee:
American Samoa: “The only American soil in the southern hemisphere.”
District of Columbia: Apparently the DC delegation didn’t brand themselves at all, only saying that they were “excited” to vote. Perhaps they were still smarting from the RNC’s refusal to adopt their own stance on DC voting rights?
Guam: “America’s tropical paradise.”
Northern Mariana Islands: “We are strong believers in God.”
Puerto Rico: “The 51st state of the union!”
US Virgin Islands: “America’s paradise.”